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Old BonesGrim history meets lukewarm narration

by Douglas Preston🎤Narrated by Cynthia Farrell📚Nora Kelly #1
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✍️ 3.5 Editorial
🎤 3.0 Narration
10h 52m
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Lesson Plan

Grim history meets lukewarm narration

  • Voice Grade: Clear but lacks the character distinction needed for a thriller.
  • Class Theme: Cold, historical, and slightly academic until the thriller elements kick in.
  • Final Grade: Wait for Sale

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you love Preston & Child and can forgive flat narration for the history · you enjoy Donner Party lore woven into modern mystery without dry delivery · you want historical texture in a thriller and accept some Hollywood tropes
Skip if: you need distinct character voices or grit in the narration · you are new to Preston & Child and prefer strong audio performances · you mostly listen while distracted and need vocal variety to stay engaged
📚Best for fans of: Lincoln Highway, Sycamore Row
Read Time2 min read
Duration10h 52m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Marcus Williams, audiobook curator
Reviewed byMarcus Williams

English teacher, 20 years. Podcast with 63 listeners (one is his mom).

🎧 Listens mostly lakefront walks, drawn to historical context and fascinating setup, impatient with the delivery.

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I was walking the Chicago lakefront—the wind coming off Lake Michigan in November feels like a personal attack—listening to this audiobook. Felt appropriate. We're talking about the Donner Party here. Starvation. Snow. Bad decisions. Usually, Preston & Child are my "brain candy" after a long week of teaching literary analysis to teenagers who think Twilight is high art. But this one? A bit of a struggle. Not the history—the history is fascinating. It was the delivery.

Digging Up the Past (Literally)

Look, I'm a sucker for historical context. (My students know if I start a sentence with "Historically speaking," they can nap for five minutes.) The setup here is fantastic. Nora Kelly digging up the "Lost Camp"? Sign me up. The way the authors weave the actual Donner Party history—which is terrifying enough without fiction—into a modern mystery is smart. Accessible. Not dry. Lincoln Highway does something similar with historical texture, though it leans more literary than thriller. It actually made me want to pull up Wikipedia while grading essays, which is usually a good sign. But then the thriller tropes kick in, and well... it gets a little "Hollywood." Which is fine. Sometimes you want a burger, not a steak.

Cynthia Farrell Behind the Mic

Here's where we hit a speed bump. I haven't listened to Farrell before. She's... clear. Very clear. Like a news anchor reading a teleprompter. But for a story about cannibalism and ancient secrets? I wanted more grit. More distinct voices. Everyone sounded kind of the same. There were moments—especially with the female characters—where the dialogue felt snarky or just breathless for no specific reason. I found myself checking my phone, not because I got a text, but because my brain was drifting. I had the opposite problem with Sycamore Row—the narrator kept me locked in even during courtroom procedural stuff. And I listen to 19th-century sermons for fun, so my tolerance for "slow" is pretty high.

Why I Broke My Own Rule

I have a confession. (Don't tell the "Annotated Life" listeners.) I bumped the speed to 1.25x. I had to. At 1.0x, the lack of vocal variety made the suspense feel like a lecture. Once I sped it up, the pacing issues smoothed out a bit. The ending twists are good—classic Preston & Child stuff—but getting there felt like hiking through deep snow without snowshoes.

Who's This For?

If you love the authors, you'll stick it out. History buffs who can forgive flat narration will find the Donner Party material genuinely compelling. But if you're new to Preston & Child? Maybe pick up a paperback instead. And if monotone delivery makes your attention wander, skip the audio entirely.

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

Quick Info

Release Date:August 20, 2019
Duration:10h 52m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Cynthia Farrell

Cynthia Farrell is a Mexican-American narrator, singer, and voice-over actor with a background in musical theater and commercial voice-overs. She has narrated over 150 audiobooks across various genres and is known for her meticulous preparation and ability to bring characters to life with rich, natural performances. She is bilingual and often incorporates Spanish and various accents in her narrations.

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