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Skeletons of Scarborough House: An Absolutely Hilarious Cozy Mystery โ€” Ghostbusting With a Pug Named Lestat

by Kitty French๐ŸŽคNarrated by Cat Gould๐Ÿ“šThe Chapelwick Mysteries #1
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โœ๏ธ 3.8 Editorial
๐ŸŽค 3.8 Narration
9h 29m
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Triage Notes

Ghostbusting With a Pug Named Lestat

  • โ€ขBedside Manner: Cat Gould's comedic timing is the secret weapon here - her inflection shifts between Melody's internal panic and outward composure land the jokes perfectly.
  • โ€ขPatient Profile: Cozy comfort food with genuine wit - it's light without being brainless, and the Chapelwick setting is charming without being saccharine.
  • โ€ขShift Tempo: Leisurely in the middle setup chapters but picks up nicely once the ghost mystery deepens - 1.25x helps through the slower stretches if you're impatient.
  • โ€ขDischarge Summary: Wait for Sale

Is this for you?

โœ…Pick this if: you love cozy mysteries with genuine wit and a real mystery to solve ยท you want light comfort listening after hard weeks without brainless fluff ยท you enjoy chaotic heroines and ghost humor and accept leisurely setup pacing
โŒSkip if: you need dark gritty mysteries with forensic accuracy and constant tension ยท you need constant momentum and get impatient with cozy middle chapters ยท you prefer serious tone and can't stand light ghostbusting comedy
๐Ÿ“šBest for fans of: Stephanie Plum series, Agatha Raisin series, The Thursday Murder Club
Read Time5 min read
Duration9h 29m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended for middle chapters
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Reviewed byMaria Santos

Healthcare worker, 15 years hospital experience. Yells at dashboard when medical thrillers get it wrong.

๐ŸŽง Listens best post-night-shift drives home, needs ridiculous fun that genuinely surprised me, turned off by heavy realism after codes.

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This book has no business being as fun as it is.

I picked it up because I needed something light after a brutal string of night shifts - three codes in two nights, a combative patient who somehow got hold of a bedpan as a weapon (don't ask), and the kind of week that makes you question every life choice except the coffee ones. I was sitting in my car in the hospital parking garage at 7:15 AM, too wired to drive home, and I figured I'd start something easy to bring my heart rate down.

Nine and a half hours later (spread across three post-shift drives and one very long Sunday while Carlos took the kids to his mom's), I was genuinely sad it was over.

A Ghostbuster With a One-Eared Pug Named Lestat

Look, the premise sounds ridiculous. Melody Bittersweet runs a ghostbusting agency in a quaint English town called Chapelwick. She sees dead people. She has an ex named Leo Dark who is basically every bad decision you ever made in your twenties but with better cheekbones. There's a one-eared pug called Lestat, a best friend named Marina, and a haunted mansion where the crockery floats and there's "the wrong kind of rhythmic pounding" at night.

It should be too much. It's not.

Kitty French walks this line between cozy and genuinely funny that most authors in this genre trip right over. The mystery itself - three ghost brothers, one murdered at twenty, a decades-old family cover-up - actually has real bones to it (pun fully intended). The question of whether the family exiled the right person kept me guessing longer than I expected, and the resolution didn't insult my intelligence. For a book with a subtitle that includes "absolutely hilarious," it earns that claim more than most.

Melody's family is bonkers in a way that felt deeply familiar to me. As the eldest of five, I know what it's like to be the responsible one surrounded by chaos you didn't create but somehow have to manage. My mom would love this - she's a sucker for a plucky heroine with a messy personal life and a good heart. (She still thinks I should've been a doctor, but she'd read this book in a day.)

Cat Gould Gets the Comedy Right

Here's the thing about narrating comedy: timing is everything. You can have the best joke in the world, but if the narrator delivers it flat or rushes the setup, it dies. Cat Gould doesn't let them die.

Her inflection work carries the humor - the way she shifts tone between Melody's internal panic and her outward composure is genuinely funny. The distinction between characters is solid. You always know who's talking, which matters in a book with this many personalities bouncing off each other. Arthur's geeky enthusiasm sounds different from Marina's ride-or-die energy, and Leo Dark gets this slightly oily charm that made me want to both slap him and hear more of him.

That said, I can see why some listeners rated the narration a bit lower. There's a specific pacing choice Gould makes during the slower middle sections - she leans into the cozy atmosphere, which is great if you're decompressing but might test your patience if you're looking for urgency. I didn't mind it. After the week I'd had, cozy was exactly what I needed. But if you're someone who needs constant momentum, bump it to 1.25x during the setup chapters and come back to normal speed when things pick up.

The emotional delivery works too. There are a couple of moments with the ghost brothers - particularly the youngest one, the murdered one - where Gould shifts from comedy to something genuinely tender without it feeling jarring. That's hard to pull off. She pulls it off.

Who This Is For (And Who Should Keep Scrolling)

If you love cozy mysteries with actual wit - not just cute, but genuinely laugh-out-loud wit - this is your book. If you liked the Stephanie Plum series for the chaos but wished there were ghosts, get in here. If you need your mysteries dark and gritty with forensic accuracy, this is not your lane, and that's okay. When I'm in that mood, I'll reach for something like Better off Dead: (Jack Reacher 26) instead.

Perfect for that post-shift decompression. Perfect for a road trip where you need something the whole car can enjoy (though the "mature themes" tag means maybe not with the kids). Perfect for when life has been too heavy and you need a book that doesn't take itself seriously but still gives you a real mystery to chew on.

I will say: it's the first in a series, and it ends in a way that makes you want to keep going. Not a cliffhanger exactly, but Melody's world is clearly just getting started. I've already got book two queued up.

Night Shift Prescription: Take As Needed

This is comfort food in audiobook form - chocolate fudge cake, appropriately enough, given the book's own description. It's not going to change your life. It's not trying to. But it's smart, it's funny, Cat Gould's comedic timing is on point, and Lestat the one-eared pug is the sidekick I didn't know I needed.

Carlos asked why I was laughing in the car at 7 AM in a parking garage. I told him a dead guy made a joke about his own murder. He just nodded. Fifteen years married to a night shift nurse - nothing phases him anymore.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Easy, casual listening perfect for relaxation.

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Features dark or black comedy that may not suit all tastes.

Quick Info

Release Date:February 13, 2018
Duration:9h 29m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Cat Gould

Cat Gould is an Australian audiobook narrator and classically trained actress with a BFA from Southern Oregon University. She has narrated over 175 audiobooks, working with major producers like Tantor, Blackstone, Brilliance, Deyan, Simon & Schuster, and Audible. She is known for her skill with accents, especially Australian and British, and her ability to bring stories and characters to life with careful attention to detail.

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