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St. Patrick's Day MurderDead Barkeep, Small Town Secrets

by Leslie Meier🎤Narrated by Karen White📚Lucy Stone Mystery #14
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✍️ 3.5 Editorial
🎤 3.5 Narration
7h 9m
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Dead Barkeep, Small Town Secrets

  • Bedside Manner: Karen White delivers clear, distinct character voices with good pacing, though some listeners find her style too measured.
  • Patient Profile: Cozy small-town Maine setting with festive St. Patrick's Day backdrop and rough-hewn lobstermen atmosphere.
  • Shift Tempo: Steady cozy-mystery pacing that won't keep you on edge but maintains enough momentum for commute listening.
  • Discharge Summary: Borrow/Stream

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you enjoy cozy small-town mysteries and want low-stakes comfort listening · you like amateur sleuth protagonists and don't mind predictable pacing · you need a clean commute-friendly audiobook that won't demand intense focus
Skip if: you need high stakes and constant tension in your mysteries · you find measured narration robotic or prefer more dynamic vocal performances · you want gritty realism or on-page violence in your crime fiction
📚Best for fans of: Lucy Stone series by Leslie Meier, From Dead to Worse by Charlaine Harris, Murder, She Wrote series
Read Time4 min read
Duration7h 9m
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Maria Santos, audiobook curator
Reviewed byMaria Santos

Healthcare worker, 15 years hospital experience. Yells at dashboard when medical thrillers get it wrong.

🎧 Listens best night shift decompression drives, needs small town drama done right, turned off by medical inaccuracies probably.

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Old Dan Malone floating in an icy harbor at 3 AM. That's the image I had stuck in my head while charting vitals on a patient who definitely wasn't going to remember yelling at me about Jell-O. Night shift brain is weird, and sometimes a cozy mystery is exactly what you need to reset.

Leslie Meier's Lucy Stone series is comfort food for mystery lovers, and this fourteenth installment delivers exactly what you'd expect—small town drama, a protagonist who can't stop investigating, and enough red herrings to stock a fish market. Old Dan was apparently the kind of guy who'd con a musician out of lottery winnings and stiff a handyman on repairs. Not exactly winning any popularity contests. When his brother Dylan shows up after the murder, things get messier. The question isn't really whodunit—it's which of the many people Dan wronged finally snapped.

Lucy Stone Has Zero Self-Preservation Instincts

I'll be honest—I didn't yell at my dashboard during this one. The medical content is minimal (it's a cozy mystery, not a procedural), so I couldn't indulge my favorite hobby of correcting fictional defibrillator usage. What I did do was mutter "Lucy, girl, STOP" approximately seventeen times because this woman cannot leave a mystery alone. As someone who's actually worked a code, I appreciate when fictional characters have a healthy sense of self-preservation. Lucy Stone does not have this.

Karen White's narration is—and I'm going to be real here—polarizing. I've seen reviews calling her everything from "one of my favorite narrators" to "sounds like a robot reading a script." My take? She's solid. Her voice is clear, her pacing is good, and she gives each character enough distinction that you're not constantly rewinding to figure out who's talking. The male characters get appropriately lower registers. The Maine setting comes through in subtle accent work. Is it going to win awards? Probably not. Did it keep me company on my 45-minute drive home without making me want to switch to true crime podcasts? Yes.

The Lobstermen Are the Real Stars

Here's what Meier does well—she makes you feel like you know this small Maine town. The rough-hewn lobstermen who frequented Dan's bar aren't just background characters. They've got grudges and secrets and the kind of complicated relationships that only happen in places where everyone's known each other for forty years. The St. Patrick's Day setting adds some festive color, though honestly it could've been any holiday. The murder would still work.

The pacing is what I'd call "cozy appropriate"—not a thriller, not a slow burn, just steady. At just over seven hours, it's the perfect length for a week of commutes. I finished it on a Thursday morning, pulling into my driveway as Lucy finally put the pieces together. Carlos was already up with the kids, and I walked in with that satisfied feeling of having solved something, even if I was just along for the ride.

Who's This For?

If you're a Lucy Stone series fan, you already know what you're getting. Karen White has been the consistent voice for these books, and there's something to be said for that familiarity. She narrates Inside of a Dog too, and I'd say her steady, clear delivery actually works better with cozy mysteries than it does with science writing. If you're new to the series, you can probably jump in here without being lost—there's enough context to orient you.

But if you need high stakes and constant tension? This isn't it. If you're picky about narration and lean toward the "Karen White sounds robotic" camp from other titles? Maybe sample first. And if you're looking for gritty realism—this is cozy mystery territory. The violence happens off-page. The protagonist is a mom-journalist, not a detective. The stakes are personal, not apocalyptic.

Clocking Out

Perfect for that post-shift decompression. Not going to keep you awake when you should be sleeping, but engaging enough that you won't zone out and miss crucial plot points. The production is clean—no weird audio glitches, no background noise, just straightforward narration.

My mom would probably love this. She's always asking for book recommendations that aren't "too dark" or "too scary." This fits the bill. Small town, amateur sleuth, satisfying resolution. The kind of mystery where you trust that justice will be served and nobody you like is going to die horribly. From Dead to Worse scratches a similar itch if you want the same comfort-read energy but with a little more supernatural chaos thrown in.

Is it going to change your life? No. But sometimes you just need a dead barkeep, some suspicious lobstermen, and a determined protagonist to make a Tuesday night shift feel a little less endless. And for that? It works just fine.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Easy, casual listening perfect for relaxation.

Quick Info

Release Date:February 21, 2017
Duration:7h 9m
Language:English
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Karen White

Karen White is an experienced audiobook narrator who has been narrating since 1999, with over two hundred audiobooks to her credit. She has been honored as one of AudioFile's Best Voices and has received multiple AudioFile Earphones Awards and Library Journal starred reviews. She is also a four-time Audie Award finalist.

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