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Kiss the Girls and Make Them Cry: A NovelOld-school suspense meets modern corporate scandal

by Mary Higgins Clark🎤Narrated by January LaVoy
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✍️ 3.5 Editorial
🎤 5.0 Narration
9h 53m
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Lesson Plan

Old-school suspense meets modern corporate scandal

  • Voice Grade: January LaVoy elevates average material to something engaging.
  • Reading Rhythm: Moves at the speed of a faculty meeting; definitely a slow burn.
  • Final Grade: Borrow/Stream

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you enjoy cozy Mary Higgins Clark suspense and don't mind a slow burn · you appreciate stellar narration elevating average material into something engaging · you want familiar Me Too corporate scandal thrills without breakneck tension
Skip if: you need constant momentum or a thrill ride that grabs you · you prefer tight claustrophobic tension over procedural A-to-B plotting · you get bored by wandering side plots and vanishing minor characters
📚Best for fans of: I'll Walk Alone, Where Are the Children?
Read Time3 min read
Duration9h 53m
Best Speed:1.0x recommended
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Marcus Williams, audiobook curator
Reviewed byMarcus Williams

English teacher, 20 years. Podcast with 63 listeners (one is his mom).

🎧 Listens mostly while reorganizing classroom libraries, drawn to narrators who interpret rather than read, impatient with slow stretches needing rescue.

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Is it possible for a thriller to feel cozy and terrifying at the same time? That's the Mary Higgins Clark paradox. I've spent twenty years teaching teenagers that conflict drives narrative, but sometimes, you just want a conflict that feels... familiar. Reliable. Like a comfortable sweater that might also be evidence in a murder trial.

I listened to this while reorganizing the fiction section of my classroom library on a Saturday morning. Just me, a pile of dusty paperbacks, and January LaVoy in my ear. And let me tell you—LaVoy is doing the heavy lifting here. I had the same reaction to her work in Jar of Hearts, where she turns emotional damage into something you can practically hear breathing. She's the kind of narrator who understands that performance is interpretation.

## LaVoy's Voice Work Saves the Slow Stretches

The plot itself? It's ripped straight from the headlines. We've got Gina Kane, an investigative journalist, digging into sexual misconduct at a major TV network called REL. It's the "Me Too" movement wrapped in a murder mystery. But here's the thing—and my students would roll their eyes at me for saying this—it moves at the speed of a faculty meeting.

There are side plots here that wander off like a freshman's thesis statement. Characters pop up, say a few lines, and then vanish into the ether, leaving you wondering if you missed a chapter. If I were reading the physical book, I might've started skimming. But LaVoy? She refuses to let you skim. She treats every line of dialogue like it's Shakespeare. Her voice for Michael Carter—the corporate counsel trying to buy silence—has this slick, aristocratic edge that makes your skin crawl. You hear the entitlement in his vowels. It's brilliant.

Her Gina Kane, conversely, is grounded, a bit raspy, sounding exactly like a journalist who's had too much coffee and not enough sleep. LaVoy creates a sonic class divide between the characters that isn't explicitly written on the page. That's why I listen at 1.0x speed. You speed this up, you lose the acting.

## The "11 PM After a Glass of Merlot" Truth

I have to be honest—the story is a slog in the middle. It lacks the tight, claustrophobic tension of Clark's earlier work. When I think of Clark operating in that more familiar lane, I'll Walk Alone: A Novel comes to mind, even with its own creaky floorboards. It feels a bit procedural, a bit "A to B to C." There were moments around hour five where I found myself more interested in alphabetizing my copies of *Lord of the Flies* than finding out who killed the whistleblower.

## Who's Raising Their Hand for This One

If you're a Mary Higgins Clark completist, you're going to listen anyway. It's comforting. It's the Queen of Suspense doing her thing one last time. But if you're looking for a thrill ride that grabs you by the throat? This isn't it. Skip it if you need constant momentum. This is a slow burn that relies entirely on the narrator's charisma to keep the flame lit.

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

Quick Info

Release Date:November 5, 2019
Duration:9h 53m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.0x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

January LaVoy

January LaVoy is an American actress and acclaimed audiobook narrator, recognized for her role as Noelle Ortiz on ABC's One Life to Live and her extensive audiobook work. She was named Audiobook Narrator of the Year by Publishers Weekly in 2013 and was honored as a Golden Voice narrator by AudioFile magazine in 2019. LaVoy has narrated hundreds of audiobooks across major publishers and has won multiple awards for her narration.

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