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If There Be Thorns โ€” Inherited Trauma Is the Real Monster

by V.C. Andrews๐ŸŽคNarrated by Corey Brill๐Ÿ“šDollanganger #3
๐ŸŸก Wait Sale
โœ๏ธ 3.5 Editorial
๐ŸŽค 4.0 Narration
11h 14m
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Inherited Trauma Is the Real Monster

  • โ€ขCommitment Level: Corey Brill's layered shift from scared child to cold zealot in Bart's chapters is genuinely unsettling and carries the audiobook.
  • โ€ขAtmosphere: Peak 1980s gothic family horror - secrets, fires, religious obsession, and the slow-motion destruction of children by the adults who claim to love them.
  • โ€ขDread Build-Up: Strong opening and devastating final act bookend a saggy middle section where emotional beats repeat in frustrating cycles.
  • โ€ขFinal Verdict: Wait for Sale

Is this for you?

โœ…Pick this if: you love gothic family horror and accept slow-motion inherited trauma ยท you follow the Dollanganger series and want answers despite saggy pacing ยท you enjoy unsettling dual narration and don't mind 1980s melodrama
โŒSkip if: you haven't read Flowers in the Attic or Petals on the Wind ยท you need constant momentum or hate circular emotional repetition ยท you scare easily from watching families destroy children slowly
๐Ÿ“šBest for fans of: Flowers in the Attic, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, The Vanishing Half
Read Time5 min read
Duration11h 14m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Jordan Reeves, audiobook curator
Reviewed byJordan Reeves

Horror podcast host. Listens in the dark. Cat named Shirley (after Jackson).

๐ŸŽง Queues up shelving at my library, obsessed with a child's unsettling descent, precisely drawn, hard pass on adults who just wring hands.

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Look, I need to talk about Bart Sheffield-Dollanganger, because this kid made me want to reach through my headphones and shake somebody. Not him, specifically - he's nine, and V.C. Andrews writes his descent into something genuinely unsettling with the kind of precision that makes you uncomfortable in your own skin. No, I wanted to shake every adult in this book who watches this child spiral and just... wrings their hands about it. Which, honestly? That's the point. That's always been the point with this family.

I was reorganizing the horror section at the library - yes, we have one, and yes, I've arranged it by vibes rather than strict alphabetical, fight me - when Bart started narrating his journal entries. And I had to stop shelving because Corey Brill does something with Bart's voice that genuinely unsettled me. There's this creeping shift from lonely kid who talks to his imaginary friends to something colder, something that mimics his grandfather Malcolm's rigid cruelty. Brill doesn't just flip a switch. He layers it. Each chapter from Bart's perspective gets a little more clipped, a little more archaic in cadence, like a child playing dress-up in a dead man's ideology. It's subtle work, and it commits to the horror of watching innocence curdle.

The Rot Grows From the Root

If There Be Thorns is the third Dollanganger book, and by now, Andrews has built a family saga that runs on a very specific fuel: secrets that everyone keeps "for the children" that end up destroying the children anyway. Cathy and Chris - yes, THAT Cathy and Chris, with THAT secret - have built what looks like a normal life. Jory is the golden child, the dancer, the one who got his mother's grace. Bart is the other one. The clumsy one. The weird one. The one nobody quite knows what to do with.

And then the Old Woman in Black moves next door.

Andrews understood something about horror that a lot of writers miss: the scariest thing isn't the monster. It's watching someone you love become one. The Vanishing Half gets at something similar - the horror of watching a family member reshape themselves into someone unrecognizable, and the quiet devastation of those left trying to make sense of who's actually gone. Bart doesn't get possessed or cursed. He gets love-bombed by his grandmother Corrine - who is, let's be clear, trying to buy absolution with cookies and ice cream and a mansion full of guilt. She hands him Malcolm's journal, and this already-fragile kid starts modeling himself after a religious zealot who locked children in attics. Shirley Jackson walked so V.C. Andrews could sprint directly into the most disturbing corners of family dysfunction.

The dual narration between Jory and Bart is where this audiobook earns its keep. Joy Osmanski handles Jory's chapters with this earnest, slightly bewildered quality - he's a teenager watching his brother fall apart and trying to make sense of parents who clearly have secrets. Brill's Bart, meanwhile, starts fracturing. The journal entries where Bart channels Malcolm are genuinely creepy. There's this one stretch where Bart's narration shifts mid-paragraph from a scared little boy to this imperious, punishing voice, and Brill nails the transition without overselling it. The narrator commits. That's rare.

Eleven Hours of Family Secrets Eating Themselves Alive

Here's my issue, and I say this as someone who has consumed the entire Dollanganger saga like it's my job (it kind of is - podcast episode dropping next month): the pacing in the middle section sags. Andrews repeats the same emotional beats - Cathy worries, Chris deflects, Bart acts out, everyone is shocked - in cycles that feel circular rather than escalating. Around hour six, I found myself wishing someone would just DO something instead of monologuing about their feelings for the fortieth time. The 1970s gothic soap opera energy is part of the charm, sure, but at eleven hours, you feel every minute of the slower stretches.

And the content warnings are real. Violence toward animals, child abuse (psychological and physical), the ongoing incestuous relationship between Cathy and Chris that the book treats as romantic - if you're coming to this series fresh, know what you're walking into. Andrews doesn't flinch from the darkness, and neither do the narrators. Whether that's a feature or a bug depends entirely on your tolerance.

But when it works? It WORKS. The final act is Andrews at her gothic best - a fire, a confrontation, family sins literally and figuratively burning everything down. I listened to the last hour in the dark at my apartment, Shirley (my cat) curled up on the back of the couch, and even she seemed tense. She was probably just annoyed I hadn't fed her. But I'm choosing to believe she felt it too.

Who Needs This (And Who Should Run)

If you've been following the Dollanganger series, this is essential. It answers questions from the first two books while planting new thorns (pun intended, no apologies) for the next. If you haven't read Flowers in the Attic or Petals on the Wind, do NOT start here. You'll be lost, and worse, the emotional weight won't land.

If you scare easily - not in the jump-scare sense, but in the "watching a family destroy itself in slow motion" sense - skip. If you don't? You need this. Finally, horror that respects the genre, even when that genre is dressed up as a family drama.

My Podcast Listeners Are Going to Have Opinions

This isn't perfect. The pacing stumbles, the repetition tests your patience, and some of the dialogue is peak 1980s melodrama in ways that haven't aged gracefully. But Brill and Osmanski elevate the material, and Andrews' understanding of how inherited trauma twists children into mirrors of the people who hurt them? That's real horror. That's the kind that follows you after you turn the lights back on.

Dread Index ๐Ÿ’€

Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Contains sensitive themes that some listeners may find distressing.

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Note: These technical issues are minor and won't significantly impact most listeners. Consider them when choosing listening environments or if you're particularly sensitive to audio quality.

Quick Info

Release Date:August 26, 2014
Duration:11h 14m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Corey Brill

Corey Brill is a veteran audiobook narrator and actor based in Los Angeles, with over 30 narrations. He has performed on Broadway, at The Kennedy Center, and appeared on television shows like The Walking Dead and Chicago PD. He is known for narrating horror and young adult fiction audiobooks.

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