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Boss — A Steamy Escape From Toddler Tyranny

by Abigail Barnette🎤Narrated by Cj Bloom📚The Boss #1
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✍️ 3.5 Editorial
🎤 3.0 Narration
12h 25m
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Mom's Notes

A Steamy Escape From Toddler Tyranny

  • •Spice/Tropes: Heavy on the steam and D/s themes; definitely NSFW.
  • •Easy on Tired Ears?: Great female voice, but the male British accent is... debatable.
  • •Overall Vibe: Angsty, raw, and intense—a total guilty pleasure listen.
  • •Car Time Approved?: Borrow/Stream

Is this for you?

✅Pick this if: you love messy heroines and explicit D/s dynamics despite a wobbly accent · you need steamy billionaire escapism and don't mind classic tropes · you want raw guilty-pleasure spice while doing chores or zoning out
❌Skip if: you need polished accents or heroines who make smart choices · you want high literature instead of messy escapist guilty pleasure · you prefer groundbreaking plots over classic boss one-night-stand tropes
📚Best for fans of: It Starts with Us, Fifty Shades of Grey
Read Time3 min read
Duration12h 25m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Rachel Morrison, audiobook curator
Reviewed byRachel Morrison

Mom of 3. Audiobook time is 45min hiding in car. No shame.

🎧 Catches audiobooks school pickup line, loves predictable escapist power dynamics, can't survive minivan Bluetooth embarrassment.

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If you're listening to this in the school pickup line—which I definitely did—check your Bluetooth connection. Then check it again. Then maybe turn the volume down just in case. Because Boss is not the kind of book you want blasting through the minivan speakers when Mrs. Henderson knocks on your window to ask about the bake sale.

Let's just say it starts with a bang (pun intended) and doesn't really let up.

I picked this up because, honestly, sometimes I just need a billionaire romance where the biggest problem is "oh no, he's too rich and handsome." My life is currently ruled by a two-year-old tyrant named Sophie (ironic, right?) who thinks throwing oatmeal is a love language. I needed a different kind of power dynamic. One that didn't involve cleaning up sticky floors.

When the Accent Almost Ruined the Mood

Here's the thing about audiobooks: the narrator can make or break the fantasy. C.J. Bloom narrates this one, and I have... feelings.

For the main character, Sophie, she's great. She captures that frantic, "I'm 20-something and have no idea what I'm doing" energy perfectly. She nails the emotional spirals and the snark. But then we get to Neil.

Neil is supposed to be this suave, dominant, British billionaire. But the accent C.J. Bloom does? It's—look, it's a choice. At first, I actually laughed. It felt a little caricature-ish? Like a villain in a kids' movie rather than a sexy publishing magnate.

(I may have texted my sister: "Why does this hot guy sound like he's about to steal 101 Dalmatians?")

But—and this is a big but—you get used to it. Or at least, I did. Once the story hooked me, I stopped noticing the weird vowels and just focused on the tension. And frankly, during the spicier scenes, Bloom commits. She does not hold back. The intensity is there, even if the accent wobbles.

The "Guilty Pleasure" Factor

Is the plot groundbreaking? No. It's the classic "girl meets guy, has one night stand, realizes he's her new boss" trope. We've seen it a million times.

But Abigail Barnette (who I found out is actually Jenny Trout, which explains the sharp humor) writes it with this raw, messy edge that I really appreciated. Sophie isn't perfect. She makes dumb decisions. She's a little self-absorbed. But she felt real to me in a way that some romance heroines don't. She's figuring out her career while navigating a relationship that is... let's just say "complicated" in the bedroom. That same messy, real-person energy is what I loved about It Starts with Us—flawed people making questionable choices but somehow you're rooting for them anyway.

And yes, it's steamy. Like, very steamy. It explores the D/s dynamic, but it felt more about trust and negotiation than just shock value. (Though again, check that Bluetooth connection. I'm serious.)

Who's This For (And Who Should Run)

If you love messy heroines, explicit D/s dynamics, and don't mind a wobbly British accent, queue this up immediately. If bad accents are a dealbreaker or you need your romance heroines to make smart choices? Maybe skip this one.

The Garage-Sit Verdict

I listened to this over the course of a week, mostly while folding laundry and during the sacred 45-minute garage sit. It's long—over 12 hours—so I bumped it to 1.25x speed. At normal speed, the narration felt a little draggy, but at 1.25x, it had the snappy pacing of a good TV drama.

If you're looking for high literature, keep walking. But if you want a messy, sexy, escapist binge that makes folding endless piles of tiny t-shirts bearable? This is it. Just maybe skip the parts where Neil talks if you're sensitive to bad accents. Or pretend he's really eccentric. That works too.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

❤️

Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

Quick Info

Release Date:May 26, 2015
Duration:12h 25m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Cj Bloom

C.J. Bloom is an actress and voice-over artist based in New York City. She has narrated close to 1000 audiobooks across various genres including romance, children's literature, and thrillers. She is passionate about performance and brings versatility to her narration work.

18 books
3.8 rating

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