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Before They Are Hanged โ€” The Empire Strikes Back of grimdark fantasy

by Joe Abercrombie๐ŸŽคNarrated by Steven Pacey๐Ÿ“šThe First Law #2
๐ŸŸข Must Listen
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๐ŸŽค 5.0 Narration
12h 3m
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The Empire Strikes Back of grimdark fantasy

  • โ€ขVoice Acting: Steven Pacey elevates character arcs through subtle vocal shifts, making Glokta's internal monologue and Jezal's transformation from entitlement to humility feel earned and visceral.
  • โ€ขQuest Pacing: Three parallel storylines maintain relentless momentum across political intrigue, military brutality, and subverted quest tropes without a single wasted chapter.
  • โ€ขWorld-Building: Dark humor undercuts grimdark bleakness throughout, creating tension that balances cynicism with genuine stakes as the world crumbles around its characters.
  • โ€ขLoot Rating: Must Listen

Is this for you?

โœ…Pick this if: you loved The Blade Itself's characters and want higher stakes with zero filler ยท you enjoy dark humor undercutting grimdark bleakness with genuine tension throughout ยท you appreciate vocal performances that convey character growth through subtle shifts
โŒSkip if: you need tidy resolutions or satisfying endings rather than middle-book setups ยท you prefer standalone stories and get frustrated when nothing wraps up cleanly ยท you mostly listen while distracted and need simple single-storyline plots
๐Ÿ“šBest for fans of: A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin, The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie
Read Time2 min read
Duration12h 3m
Best Speed:1.0x
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Tom Bradley, audiobook curator
Reviewed byTom Bradley

CS grad student. Thesis progress: concerning. Will defend LitRPG with dying breath.

๐ŸŽง Tunes in while procrastinating thesis, hooked by three storylines with zero filler, bails on middle books that waste time.

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The Empire Strikes Back of Grimdark Fantasy

Middle books are hard. You have to maintain momentum while deepening character without the satisfaction of beginnings or endings. Storm of Swords is maybe the only other middle book that manages this same trick of being better than what came before. Abercrombie doesn't just succeed - he creates what might be the strongest entry in the trilogy.

Three Storylines, Zero Filler

We follow three separate journeys: Glokta's political maneuvering in a besieged city, Jezal's quest across the Old Empire, and West's brutal military campaign. Each could be its own novel. Together, they build out a world that's actively falling apart at every seam.

The Glokta chapters remain the highlight. Watching him navigate between the Inquisition, the banking houses, and invading armies while his body literally fails him? That's tension done right. Pacey's performance of his internal monologue has become even more nuanced - you can hear Glokta's grudging respect for certain enemies.

Pacey Levels Up (Again)

If The Blade Itself established Pacey's character voices, this book proves his ability to show character growth through vocal performance alone. He pulls off something similarly impressive in Last Argument of Kings, where years of character development have to land in every inflection. Jezal's voice subtly shifts from entitled aristocrat to something approaching humility. Logen's weariness deepens. Ferro becomes almost sympathetic.

The Journey Sequence

The Old Empire journey is classic fantasy quest structure inverted. Every trope gets subverted. Every expectation gets undermined. And Pacey narrates it with perfect deadpan delivery that makes the dark humor land.

Verdict

Essential continuation. If you loved the character work in book one, this delivers more of it with higher stakes. Skip this if you need tidy resolutions - it's a middle book that earns its place by refusing to wrap anything up cleanly. Do not jump to book 3.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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High-quality production values with excellent sound engineering.

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Quick Info

Release Date:March 15, 2007
Duration:12h 3m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.0x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Steven Pacey

Steven Pacey is renowned for his work on epic fantasy audiobooks, particularly his legendary narration of Joe Abercrombie's First Law series. His ability to create distinct character voices and maintain narrative tension has made him a fan favorite.

11 books
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