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Simon Says... HidePsychic visions meet hard-nosed detective work

by Dale Mayer🎤Narrated by Kristi Alsip
🔵 Worth Credit
✍️ 4.0 Editorial
🎤 4.0 Narration
10h 35m
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Triage Notes

Psychic visions meet hard-nosed detective work

  • Bedside Manner: High energy with distinct character voices that keep the momentum moving.
  • Patient Profile: Tense and shadowy but avoids crossing into gratuitous gore.
  • Shift Tempo: Swift and engaging, ideal for avoiding highway hypnosis.
  • Discharge Summary: Worth a Credit

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you like mysteries with a supernatural twist and don't mind fast-paced narration · you need high-energy listening for night shifts or commutes to stay alert · you enjoy tense procedurals that stay dark without gratuitous gore
Skip if: you prefer slow soothing voices or mostly listen while falling asleep · you check out at psychic elements or need pure realism without them · you want gentler stories and avoid plots involving children in danger
📚Best for fans of: Other Side of the Pillow, Medium
Read Time3 min read
Duration10h 35m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Maria Santos, audiobook curator
Reviewed byMaria Santos

Healthcare worker, 15 years hospital experience. Yells at dashboard when medical thrillers get it wrong.

🎧 Listens best driving home post-shift, needs psychic elements that earn it, turned off by lazy medical inaccuracies.

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Night Shift Mode 🌃

Does anyone else get that itch at the base of their neck when a case just doesn't add up? You know, that "nurse intuition" doctors pretend doesn't exist until you save their patient? That's the energy I needed after a twelve-hour shift in the trauma bay. I picked up Simon Says... Hide hoping for something to keep my eyes open on the drive home, and honestly? It did the job.

When the "Woo-Woo" Actually Lands

I'm usually a stickler for realism. If you describe a code blue wrong, I'm yelling at my dashboard. But this? This is different. It blends police procedural with psychic stuff—the "Sight." Usually, I roll my eyes at this genre because it feels like a cheat code for lazy writing. But here, it works.

It reminds me a bit of those old Medium episodes, but darker. Other Side of the Pillow had that same blend of supernatural elements grounding a mystery, though this one's got sharper teeth. Kate Morgan is a detective who's dealt with enough victims to be cynical (relatable), and Simon St. Laurant is the psychic who can't look away. The dynamic isn't instant lovey-dovey nonsense, which I appreciate. It's friction. It's messy. Like a shift change where the incoming nurse is already annoyed.

The Voice in the Driver's Seat

Let's talk about Kristi Alsip. I hadn't listened to her before. She's got energy. Serious energy.

Driving down the I-10 at 4 AM, I need a narrator who punches through the fatigue. Alsip does that. Her pacing is swift—maybe a little fast for some, but perfect for me. She does distinct voices for the characters, and her accents hold up. There's nothing worse than a narrator dropping an accent halfway through a sentence—it pulls you right out of the story faster than a pager beeping. Alsip stayed consistent. She kept the tension high without making it sound like a melodrama.

(Fair warning: if you prefer those slow, soothing voices to fall asleep to, this isn't it. This is "stay awake and check the locks" narration.)

Dark, But Not "Trauma Bay" Dark

The plot involves children in danger. As a mom and a trauma nurse, that's usually my "nope" button. I see enough bad things happen to kids in real life; I don't need it in my entertainment.

But here's the thing—Mayer keeps it intense without getting gratuitously graphic. It's suspenseful, sure. My knuckles were white on the steering wheel a few times. But it doesn't wallow in the gore. It respects the subject matter without traumatizing the listener. It felt like a safe thrill, if that makes sense. If you want something darker and more atmospheric, Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Raven Edition, Volume 2 goes full gothic—but you lose the modern procedural edge I appreciated here.

Kate Morgan is a bit prickly at the start—hard to warm up to—but honestly? I get it. She's protecting people. When you're dealing with the worst of humanity, you build a shell. I've got one. Every nurse on my unit has one. So I cut her some slack.

Who's This For?

If you like your mysteries with a supernatural twist and don't mind fast-paced narration, this one's solid. Great for commutes, night shifts, or any time you need to stay alert. Skip it if psychic elements make you check out, or if you need something gentler—kids-in-danger plots, even handled carefully, aren't for everyone.

Charting My Assessment

Is it high literature? No. Is it a perfect medical procedural? No (it's got psychics, for crying out loud). But for a post-shift decompression where I need to shut off my "medical brain" and just ride the wave of a mystery? It hit the spot.

Carlos asked me why I was sitting in the driveway for ten minutes after I got home. I told him I was just finishing a chapter. Truth is, I just needed to see if Simon and Kate figured it out before I faced the chaos of making breakfast. Night shift approved.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Contains sensitive themes that some listeners may find distressing.

Note: These technical issues are minor and won't significantly impact most listeners. Consider them when choosing listening environments or if you're particularly sensitive to audio quality.

Quick Info

Release Date:March 12, 2024
Duration:10h 35m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Kristi Alsip

Kristi Alsip is a professional voiceover actress and audiobook narrator known for her natural acting ability and understanding of client needs in audiobook interpretation. She is praised for her energetic pacing, distinct and consistent character voices, and great accents.

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