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Scoring the Billionaire โ€” Trash Talk and Touchdowns Worth the Listen

by Max Monroe๐ŸŽคNarrated by Joe Arden๐Ÿ“šBillionaire Bad Boys #3
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โœ๏ธ 3.5 Editorial
๐ŸŽค 3.5 Narration
10h 35m
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Mom's Notes

Trash Talk and Touchdowns Worth the Listen

  • โ€ขEasy on Tired Ears?: Joe Arden nails the cocky billionaire voice; Maxine Mitchell's heavy internal monologue style is a love-it-or-hate-it situation.
  • โ€ขNap-Time Friendly?: Strong opening banter and sweet ending, but roughly 90 minutes of mid-book plateau where the tension stalls out.
  • โ€ขSpice/Tropes: Boss-meets-his-match with solid spice scenes - keep your finger near pause at school pickup.
  • โ€ขCar Time Approved?: Borrow/Stream

Is this for you?

โœ…Pick this if: you want easy banter and comfort romance without needing deep emotional stakes ยท you enjoy cocky billionaire tropes and don't mind a mid-book pacing plateau ยท you like dual-narrator chemistry and can handle heavy internal monologue stretches
โŒSkip if: you need tighter plotting or get bored when romantic tension stalls mid-book ยท you dislike heavy internal monologue styles that feel more like diary entries ยท you want groundbreaking romance rather than predictable comfort-food listening
๐Ÿ“šBest for fans of: Nothing New for Sophie Drew, The Hating Game, Beautiful Bastard
Read Time4 min read
Duration10h 35m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Rachel Morrison, audiobook curator
Reviewed byRachel Morrison

Mom of 3. Audiobook time is 45min hiding in car. No shame.

๐ŸŽง Catches audiobooks during toddler naptime, loves forgiving, predictable happy endings, can't survive books that punish napping.

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Sophie had been down for exactly twelve minutes when I hit play on this one, and I remember thinking: please, please be the kind of book that doesn't punish me for falling asleep mid-chapter. Good news - Scoring the Billionaire is forgiving like that. It's the literary equivalent of elastic waistband jeans. Comfortable, predictable, and exactly what you need some days.

Winnie Winslow Deserves Her Own Jersey

Okay, so the setup is pretty standard billionaire-meets-his-match territory. Wes Lancaster owns a pro football team (the New York Mavericks) and a fancy restaurant called BAD, because of course he does. But then Winnie shows up as the team physician - in stilettos, no less - and just roasts him in his own locker room. I genuinely liked her. She's the only girl in a family of five kids, which means she has that specific energy of a woman who has been holding her own since birth. As a mom of three, I respect that energy deeply.

The banter between them is what carries this book. Max Monroe (who is actually two authors writing as one, which explains why the dialogue pings back and forth so naturally) knows how to write the kind of verbal sparring that makes you grin while folding laundry. It's not deep. It's not going to change your life. But Winnie trash-talking a billionaire who isn't used to hearing the word "no"? That's entertainment.

Where it stumbles is the middle stretch. There's this long section where the tension kind of... plateaus. Like they're circling each other but nothing's really happening, and I found myself checking how much time was left. At 10 and a half hours, it's not a massive commitment, but there are probably 90 minutes in the middle that could've been trimmed without losing anything. I paused during one of those stretches to go pick up Emma from school and honestly didn't feel any urgency to come back to it until later that night.

The Narration Split That Works (Mostly)

Joe Arden and Maxine Mitchell narrate this as a duo, and here's where it gets interesting. Arden does Wes's chapters and he's great - warm, a little cocky, the kind of voice that sells "charming billionaire" without making you roll your eyes too hard. When Wes is being competitive and flirty, Arden nails the timing.

Mitchell handles Winnie's POV, and this is where listeners seem to split hard. Some people loved her. Some people... did not. I'm somewhere in the middle. Her voice is fine, but the narration style for Winnie's chapters leans heavily into internal monologue. Like, really heavily. There are long stretches where Mitchell is narrating Winnie's thoughts and barely any actual spoken dialogue happens. Then suddenly she'll be talking TO Arden's Wes and the energy completely shifts. It's a little jarring? Like switching between a diary entry and a live conversation. I got used to it by hour three, but I can see why it drove some people nuts.

The thing that saved it for me is that when they DO interact - when both narrators are actually in a scene together - the chemistry clicks. You can hear the smirk in Arden's voice when Wes is trying to get under Winnie's skin.

Not Groundbreaking, But Sometimes You Don't Need Groundbreaking

This is the third book in the Billionaire Bad Boys series, and I haven't read the other two. Did that matter? Not really. There are references to Wes's friends who've already found love, and their partners pop up occasionally, but you won't be lost. I pieced together the dynamics within the first twenty minutes. Survived 47 pauses and still made sense - that's the benchmark and this one passes.

The spice level is solidly there, by the way. If you're listening in the car at pickup, maybe have your finger near the pause button. I learned this the hard way when Lucas's friend's mom knocked on my window during a scene that was decidedly not school-appropriate. Cool. Cool cool cool.

The ending is satisfying and sweet without being saccharine. No ugly-crying at drop-off. No emotional hangover. Just a nice, warm feeling like finishing a cup of coffee that's still the right temperature. Satisfying ending - exactly what I needed after the week I'd had. That same kind of low-stakes emotional reset showed up for me in Nothing New for Sophie Drew, which delivered similar comfort-read vibes.

Car Time Verdict

If you're a romance audiobook person and you want something that won't demand your full attention but still delivers decent banter and a hero who's more charming than annoying, this works. If you're picky about narration styles or you need a tighter plot to stay engaged, maybe borrow it first. It's comfort food, not a five-star meal - but I say that as someone who genuinely believes mac and cheese has its place. My book club will love this (if I ever have time for book club again).

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Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

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Quick Info

Release Date:December 20, 2016
Duration:10h 35m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Joe Arden

Joe Arden is an award-winning audiobook narrator, author, poet, stage performer, and musician known for his emotionally rich and intimate storytelling. He has narrated over 700 titles, primarily in romance and fiction, and his debut novel, The Chameleon Effect, was shortlisted by Audible for Best Audiobooks of 2022 and won an Earphones Award.

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