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Queen Takes Queen โ€” Vampire Politics With Actual Teeth

by Joely Sue Burkhart๐ŸŽคNarrated by Cassandra Myles๐Ÿ“šTheir Vampire Queen #3
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โœ๏ธ 3.5 Editorial
๐ŸŽค 3.0 Narration
9h 12m
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Case File

Vampire Politics With Actual Teeth

  • โ€ขCommitment Level: Myles delivers emotional range and an unexpected New Yorker accent; James handles male voices well but stumbles on accent consistency between characters.
  • โ€ขSpice/Tropes: Reverse harem with blood bonds, BDSM elements, and possessive-but-consensual dynamics - romance-first but the horror scaffolding is real.
  • โ€ขWorld-Building: A mathematician-author's supernatural hierarchy that runs on internal logic rather than vibes, with layered queen politics and power scaling.
  • โ€ขFinal Verdict: Wait for Sale

Is this for you?

โœ…Pick this if: you love reverse harem vampire romance and want worldbuilding with real stakes ยท you enjoy possessive-consensual dynamics and don't mind dual-narrator quirks ยท you want romance-first horror with logical power systems and genuine menace
โŒSkip if: you need consistent accents or get pulled out by voice inconsistencies ยท you need narrator tone that matches the intensity of explicit scenes ยท you mostly listen while distracted or need a simpler character web
๐Ÿ“šBest for fans of: Whiskey Neat, From Blood and Ash
Read Time4 min read
Duration9h 12m
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Jordan Reeves, audiobook curator
Reviewed byJordan Reeves

Horror podcast host. Listens in the dark. Cat named Shirley (after Jackson).

๐ŸŽง Queues up library lunch break, obsessed with dread and blood magic, hard pass on narrators tripping over feet.

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What happens when you take vampire politics, a reverse harem romance, and enough blood magic to make Shirley Jackson raise an eyebrow from beyond the grave - and then hand it to two narrators who mostly commit but occasionally trip over their own feet?

You get Queen Takes Queen, and I have feelings.

Vampire Queens Who Actually Bite

Let me set the scene: I was reorganizing the horror section at the library on my lunch break, earbuds in, shelving Tanith Lee next to Thomas Ligotti, when Shara Isador started describing why she needed a queen of her own. Nearly dropped a first edition. This book understands that horror isn't about gore - it's about dread, and the Triune - these ancient, ruthless vampire queens orchestrating Shara's destruction from the shadows - generates genuine menace. Burkhart doesn't waste time making them sympathetic. They're apex predators who've survived centuries by being smarter, crueler, and more patient than everyone else. That's scarier than any jump scare.

But here's the thing that makes this series fascinating from a genre standpoint: it's horror infrastructure supporting a romance engine. Shara's collecting Blood - not in the Dracula sense, but bonded warriors tied to her by supernatural connection and, yeah, a lot of sex. Guillaume de Payne, the headless Templar knight (yes, headless, yes it works, no I won't explain how), Leviathan rising from literal oceanic depths, Wu Tien Xin who moves through scenes like smoke. Each Blood feels like they belong in their own dark fantasy novel but somehow coexist in Shara's orbit without it collapsing into chaos. Six Blood and she needs more. The power scaling is ambitious. Whether it holds together is a matter of taste.

I'll say this - Burkhart is a mathematician by training, and you can feel it in the worldbuilding. There's a logic to the queen hierarchy, to how Blood bonds function, to how power accumulates. It's not just vibes. There are rules. Horror fans who need their supernatural systems to make sense? You'll appreciate the architecture here.

Two Narrators, Two Very Different Problems

Cassandra Myles and Tristan James. Both talented. Both occasionally working against the material in ways that made me wince.

Myles brings this unexpected New Yorker accent that - look, I genuinely loved it for certain characters. It grounds the fantasy in something real and immediate. When she's delivering emotional beats, she's fantastic. The woman can make you feel Shara's desperation, her fierce protectiveness over her Blood. Where she falters? The intimate scenes. There's a lightness to her delivery, almost a brightness, that doesn't match the intensity of what's happening on the page. Some listeners have called it "teeny bopper" energy and while I wouldn't go that far, I understand the criticism. When you're listening to a scene involving blood bonds and BDSM elements and the narrator sounds like she's describing a pleasant afternoon, there's a disconnect. It pulled me out at least twice.

Tristan James handles the male characters well - his range across the Blood is solid, and he's got genuine comedic timing in quieter moments. But the accent consistency? Rough in spots. There's a moment where Rik suddenly sounds like he's borrowed the twins' accent, and another where character voices just... swap. Like two radio stations bleeding into each other. It's not constant, but once you notice it, you're listening for it. And listening for narrator mistakes is the opposite of immersion.

The narrator commits - most of the time. That's rare in this genre. But "most of the time" means the other times are conspicuous.

Who Should Bare Their Throat

If you're already deep in the reverse harem vampire romance world and you want something with actual worldbuilding stakes (pun intended), this delivers. If you scare easily, skip. If you don't, you need - well, you need to know this is romance-first, horror-second, but the horror elements have real teeth. Fans of complex supernatural power dynamics, possessive-but-consensual relationship structures, and queens who would absolutely destroy you without apology? Come on in.

If inconsistent narrator accents are a dealbreaker for you, consider the ebook. If a narrator sounding too cheerful during explicit content would ruin the mood, same advice. But if you can ride past those bumps, the dual narration mostly enhances the experience.

This requires your full attention - complex character web, political machinations, and enough proper nouns to fill a glossary. Don't throw this on while grocery shopping.

Shelving This One Between Pleasure and Paranoia

I listened to a chunk of this in the dark - force of habit - and while it's not keeping-the-lights-on scary, the Triune sections have genuine threat energy. Shirley (my cat) was unimpressed. I was... intrigued. This isn't my usual lane, but Burkhart respects the horror elements enough that I respect what she's building. The narrator issues keep it from greatness in audio form, but the story itself? It knows exactly what it is and doesn't apologize. My podcast listeners who've been asking for horror-adjacent romance recs - this is where I'm pointing them. I'd also send them toward Whiskey Neat, which operates in similarly blurred genre territory and gave me some of the same complicated feelings about narrator energy versus material tone.

Dread Index ๐Ÿ’€

Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

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Narrator mispronounces names, places, or foreign words.

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Contains sensitive themes that some listeners may find distressing.

Note: These technical issues are minor and won't significantly impact most listeners. Consider them when choosing listening environments or if you're particularly sensitive to audio quality.

Quick Info

Release Date:June 26, 2018
Duration:9h 12m
Language:English
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Cassandra Myles

Cassandra Myles is a romance audiobook narrator who grew up in New England and began entertaining early in local community theaters. She has honed her skills in dance, music, and acting, performing in plays such as Fiddler on the Roof and The Little Mermaid. She enjoys being part of listeners' journeys through romance novels.

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