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CharmingSeven Hundred Years and Still Caught Off Guard

by Dannika Dark🎤Narrated by Nicole Poole📚Seven #6
🔵 Worth Credit
✍️ 4.0 Editorial
🎤 4.5 Narration
6h 34m
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Triage Notes

Seven Hundred Years and Still Caught Off Guard

  • Bedside Manner: Nicole Poole maintains distinct voices for every character with committed (if slightly cheesy) Russian accents that become invisible by hour two.
  • Spice/Tropes: Love triangle between sisters done right, with a bounty hunter heroine and an alpha hero genuinely thrown off his game.
  • Shift Tempo: At 6.5 hours, the story moves efficiently through romance and supernatural mystery without dragging.
  • Discharge Summary: Worth a Credit

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you enjoy paranormal shifter romance and want a bounty hunter heroine with real skills · you like alphas thrown off their game and don't mind a sister love triangle · you need engaging decompression listens and accept spice, violence, and language
Skip if: you dislike paranormal romance with shifters or expect it to convert you · you need clean spice-free stories or mostly listen around children · you prefer slow literary fiction without supernatural mystery or violence
📚Best for fans of: Fourth Wing, Mercy Thompson series, Kate Daniels series
Read Time4 min read
Duration6h 34m
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Maria Santos, audiobook curator
Reviewed byMaria Santos

Healthcare worker, 15 years hospital experience. Yells at dashboard when medical thrillers get it wrong.

🎧 Listens best post-shift decompression, needs unpredictable relationship dynamics that surprise, turned off by obvious love triangles.

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"You're not what I expected."

Somewhere around hour three, Prince says this to Katarina, and I actually laughed out loud in my kitchen at 7 AM while making pancakes for the kids. Carlos looked at me like I'd finally lost it after too many night shifts. But that line? That's the whole book right there. Nothing goes the way you think it will, and honestly, that's what kept me listening through my entire post-shift routine.

When the Love Triangle Actually Works

Look, I've been burned by love triangles before. Usually they're just manufactured drama where the choice is obvious from page one and we're all just waiting for the characters to catch up. But Dannika Dark does something sneaky here. Prince starts out pursuing Nadia—sweet, enchanting Nadia—and then her sister Katarina shows up like a wrecking ball in leather boots, and suddenly everything shifts.

The thing is, you can FEEL Prince's confusion. He's seven hundred years old (seven hundred! my knees hurt at forty-two and this man is out here being a Packmaster), and he's genuinely thrown off his game. Nicole Poole captures this beautifully—there's this moment where Prince's voice goes from his usual confident rumble to something almost... uncertain? I was folding laundry and had to stop because I needed to hear what happened next.

Nicole Poole and Those Russian Accents

Okay, I need to talk about the accents. Poole gives Katarina and Nadia these Russian accents that are—and I say this with love—a little cheesy. But here's the thing: it WORKS. Katarina's tough-as-nails bounty hunter persona needs that edge, that foreignness, and Poole commits to it completely. By the second hour, I stopped noticing "accent" and just heard "Kat."

What really impressed me is the consistency. I've listened to audiobooks where the narrator forgets a character's voice mid-chapter (don't get me started on that one medical thriller where the surgeon suddenly became British for no reason). Poole maintains distinct voices for everyone, and apparently this is book 6.5 in a series, so she's been living with these characters for a while. You can tell. The voices feel lived-in, like old scrubs that fit just right.

The Tension That Actually Lands

As someone who's actually worked a code, I know what real tension feels like—that moment when everything goes quiet except the beeping monitors and your own heartbeat. Poole captures something similar in the suspense scenes. When Prince and Katarina are tracking down his old nemesis (a Mage, because of course there's a Mage), Poole amps up the delivery in a way that had me gripping my steering wheel a little too tight on the drive home.

The emotional beats hit too. There's vulnerability in Prince that I wasn't expecting from a centuries-old alpha type. When that vulnerability surfaces, Poole doesn't oversell it. She lets it breathe. That restraint? That's good narration.

Who Should Hit Play (And Who Should Keep Scrolling)

This is paranormal romance with shifters, so if that's not your thing, this won't convert you. There's violence, language, and yes, spicy content—not the kind you want playing through your car speakers when you're picking up the kids from school. Ask me how I know.

But if you're already a fan of the genre? If you like your romance with supernatural elements and your heroines with actual skills beyond being pretty? Night shift approved. This is perfect for that post-shift decompression when you need something engaging enough to keep you awake but not so heavy it follows you to bed.

At just over six hours, it's a comfortable listen—two or three commutes, one long cleaning session, or one very indulgent Saturday afternoon. The pacing keeps moving, the romance builds naturally, and the mystery of Prince's debt to Nadia's father gives the whole thing stakes beyond "will they or won't they."

Charting Complete, Time to Clock Out

Carlos asked why I was smiling at my phone when I finished this one. I told him it was a work thing. (It was not a work thing.) Sometimes you just need a book that delivers exactly what it promises: supernatural romance, competent women, a hero who's thrown completely off balance, and narration that makes you forget you're listening to one person doing all the voices. Fourth Wing gave me that same satisfying mix of capable women and world-building that doesn't require a medical degree to appreciate.

The medical details are... well, there aren't any, which means nothing for me to yell at my dashboard about. I'll call that a win. My mom would not love this one (too spicy, too many werewolves, not enough me becoming a doctor), but I did. And sometimes that's enough.

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Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

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Narrator has strong accent - may require adjustment period for some listeners.

Quick Info

Release Date:December 8, 2015
Duration:6h 34m
Language:English
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Nicole Poole

Nicole Poole is a classically trained actor and award-winning audiobook narrator with over 250 titles narrated. She has toured with the Royal Shakespeare Company and is also a voice talent, writer, and soundpainter based in New York City and Paris. She is known for her passion for literature and improvisation and has collaborated with international ensembles.

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