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Not the Witch You WedSecond-Chance Witchy Romance That Actually Hurts

by April Asher🎤Narrated by Zura Johnson📚Supernatural Singles #1
🔵 Worth Credit
✍️ 3.8 Editorial
🎤 3.5 Narration
12h 15m

Vibe Check

Second-Chance Witchy Romance That Actually Hurts

  • Voice Vibes: Zura Johnson brings perfect sass and emotional clarity to Violet, though some male voices blend and one accent misses the mark.
  • Spice/Tropes: Fake-dating meets second-chance romance with supernatural stakes—the tension simmers exactly right.
  • The Feels: Cozy paranormal rom-com energy with genuine emotional gut-punches when you least expect them.
  • Heart Verdict: Worth a Credit

Is this for you?

Pick this if: you love second-chance romance with real emotional stakes and paranormal humor · you enjoy fake-dating tropes and don't mind slow worldbuilding exposition · you want cozy supernatural rom-com energy that still delivers genuine gut-punches
Skip if: you need distinct male character voices or accurate accents from your narrators · you prefer fast pacing and aren't interested in supernatural legal subplots · you mostly listen while distracted and won't catch the subtle emotional beats
📚Best for fans of: Lover At Last by J.R. Ward, The Ex Hex by Erin Sterling, Payback's a Witch by Lana Harper
Read Time4 min read
Duration12h 15m
Best Speed:1.25x recommended
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Elena Rodriguez, audiobook curator
Reviewed byElena Rodriguez

Freelance designer, 53 books made her cry last year. Spreadsheet to prove it.

🎧 Catches audiobooks while designing, craves emotional tension with perfect sass, can't deal with flat emotional delivery.

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This book made me ugly-cry into my morning coffee while Frida judged me from across the room.

Look, I wasn't expecting to get emotionally wrecked by a paranormal rom-com about a magic-less witch and her wolf shifter ex. But here we are. April Asher took the fake-dating trope—which, let's be honest, I will consume in any form you give me—and wrapped it in supernatural New York City chaos that hit me right in my telenovela-loving heart. Violet and Lincoln? They have the kind of second-chance tension that made me pause my design work multiple times just to clutch my chest like Abuela used to during her novelas.

The Sass Is Real and So Is the Heartbreak

Zura Johnson's narration drips with the exact energy this book needs. She matches Violet's snark beat for beat—there's this sharpness in her delivery when Violet's being defensive about her missing magic that just *gets* the character. The fake dates between Violet and Lincoln? Johnson lets them simmer. You can hear the unresolved feelings in the pauses, in the way she softens Lincoln's voice when he's being vulnerable versus when he's doing the whole alpha posturing thing.

And the emotional beats? Crystal clear. There's this moment—I won't spoil it—where Violet's magic finally shows up and Johnson's voice cracks in exactly the right way. I had to set down my stylus. Couldn't see my screen through the tears anyway.

A Small Confession About the Accents

Okay, so here's where I have to be honest. There's a character with what's supposed to be an Australian accent that is... not Australian. It's giving New Zealand energy, and even I noticed (and I'm not exactly an accent expert—my Spanish accent still makes my tías laugh). It pulled me out a few times. Also, some of the male characters started blending together vocally by the midpoint. Lincoln stays distinct, thankfully, but the supporting wolf pack guys? Bit of a muddle.

I listened at my usual 1.0x because I'm savoring, not speedrunning, but I get why some people bumped it to 1.5x. Johnson has this deliberate pacing that works for the emotional scenes but can feel slow during the worldbuilding exposition. If you're a 1.25x listener normally, you might want to stick there.

Who Gets to Cry With Me (And Who Should Sit This One Out)

This is for you if: you love second-chance romance with actual emotional stakes, you want your paranormal light and funny but still capable of punching you in the feelings, or you just need a book that feels like a rainy Sunday wrapped in a blanket. Spirit of Steamboat has that same cozy-but-emotional balance if you need another paranormal comfort read. The vibes are immaculate for background listening while you work, but honestly? The good stuff deserves your full attention.

Skip if: accent accuracy is a dealbreaker for you, you need your male characters to sound wildly different from each other, or you're not in the mood for supernatural law bureaucracy (there's a whole fake-mating legal subplot that's cute but also... a lot).

Old Wounds, New Magic

The thing that got me—really got me—is that this isn't just fake-dating. It's two people who hurt each other as teenagers trying to figure out if they can trust each other as adults. Lover At Last gave me that same ache—watching people navigate old wounds while trying to build something new. Johnson plays both sides so well. Violet's walls are audible. Lincoln's guilt is audible. When those walls start cracking? My heart. MY HEART.

There's some gender essentialist language that made me raise an eyebrow (the whole alpha-mate dynamic leans into some traditional stuff), and a few strong words near the end if that matters to you. But the core relationship? It's tender and messy and real in a way that surprised me for a book with witch covens and shifter politics.

Abuela Would've Loved the Drama

I finished this at 2 AM, Diego curled on my keyboard, tears drying on my face, already adding the sequel to my list. Is it perfect? No. The accent thing is genuinely distracting, and the pacing wobbles in the middle. But Johnson's emotional delivery carries it, and Asher writes chemistry that made me forget I was supposed to be finishing a logo design.

This book felt like a hug from someone who knows exactly where you're bruised. Messy, magical, and mine now.

Aesthetic Report 🎨

Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

❤️

Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

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Narrator has strong accent - may require adjustment period for some listeners.

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Narrator uses similar voices for different characters - may be hard to distinguish.

Note: These technical issues are minor and won't significantly impact most listeners. Consider them when choosing listening environments or if you're particularly sensitive to audio quality.

Quick Info

Release Date:February 17, 2022
Duration:12h 15m
Language:English
Best Speed:1.25x
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Zura Johnson

Zura Johnson is an accomplished stage and voice actor with over 30 years of experience in theatre and commercial voiceover. She has narrated over 150 audiobook titles, including work under her pseudonym Aria Holland, and has collaborated with major publishers like MacMillan and PRH Audio. She holds two degrees in performance, including an MFA from the Old Globe Theatre, and is also a visual artist and illustrator.

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