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Ballad of Never After β€” A Poison Apple You Can't Stop Biting

by Stephanie Garber🎀Narrated by Rebecca SolerπŸ“šOnce Upon a Broken Heart #2
πŸ”΅ Worth Credit
✍️ 4.2 Editorial
🎀 4.0 Narration
9h 23m
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Vibe Check

A Poison Apple You Can't Stop Biting

  • β€’The Feels: Lush fairy-tale world dripping with romantic dread - beautiful rooms where everything is quietly falling apart.
  • β€’Spice/Tropes: Enemies-to-reluctant-allies slow burn with a push-pull dynamic so intense it physically hurts.
  • β€’Voice Vibes: Rebecca Soler nails Evangeline's stubborn optimism against dark circumstances, though secondary character voices could use more distinction.
  • β€’Heart Verdict: Worth a Credit

Is this for you?

βœ…Pick this if: you loved Once Upon a Broken Heart and crave richer, darker romantic tension Β· you enjoy enemies-to-allies slow burns and don't mind painful push-pull chemistry Β· you love lush fairy-tale worlds and accept emotion-driven magic without hard rules
❌Skip if: you need neat endings or get angry rather than excited by cliffhangers · you prefer fantasy magic systems explained with clear rules and diagrams · you want your fantasy romance wrapped up neatly without waiting for sequels
πŸ“šBest for fans of: Once Upon a Broken Heart, Caraval, The Cruel Prince, A Court of Thorns and Roses
Read Time5 min read
Duration9h 23m
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Elena Rodriguez, audiobook curator
Reviewed byElena Rodriguez

Freelance designer, 53 books made her cry last year. Spreadsheet to prove it.

🎧 Catches audiobooks during late-night pantry reorganizing, craves tender lines that stop hearts, can't deal with flat emotionally-numb narration.

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"Not every love is meant to be."

That line hit me somewhere around hour two, and I had to pause my design work because my hands were shaking. Not from the caffeine (okay, maybe partially from the caffeine), but because Stephanie Garber wrote those words like she wanted to personally reach through my earbuds and squeeze my heart until it popped.

I was reorganizing my pantry at 11 PM on a Tuesday - one of those restless nights where sleep feels impossible and you need your hands busy - when Jacks said something so devastatingly tender to Evangeline that I dropped a can of black beans on my foot. Diego looked at me from the kitchen doorway like I'd lost my mind. Maybe I had.

Jacks Is the Knife You Keep Picking Up

Let me talk about this impossible boy. The Prince of Hearts is written like a poison apple - you KNOW he's dangerous, you know the bite will cost you something, and you sink your teeth in anyway. What makes this book hit harder than Once Upon a Broken Heart is that Garber strips away the mystery of Jacks and replaces it with something worse: vulnerability. He's still cruel, still manipulative, still the guy who literally betrayed Evangeline in book one. But there are these tiny cracks - moments where his actions don't match his words, where he protects her in ways she doesn't notice but YOU do as the listener - and those cracks absolutely wrecked me.

The push-pull between Jacks and Evangeline isn't just slow-burn romance. It's two people who genuinely cannot trust each other trying to survive a murderous curse together. That dynamic of love tangled up with damage reminded me of what gutted me about It Ends With Us β€” different genre, completely different stakes, but the same breathless question of whether caring about someone can coexist with the harm they cause. Every time they get close, something rips them apart, and every time they're apart, the story aches with their absence from each other. The chemistry is chef's kiss. But it's a painful kind of chemistry - the kind that burns.

Rebecca Soler Gets the Assignment

Here's what I appreciate about Soler's narration: she doesn't oversell it. She keeps this youthful, almost hopeful quality in Evangeline's voice even when Evangeline is drowning in betrayal and dark magic, and that contrast - that stubborn optimism against increasingly terrible circumstances - does SO much emotional heavy lifting. When Evangeline is scared, Soler doesn't go theatrical. She goes quiet. Her voice gets smaller. And that restraint is what makes the big emotional moments land like a truck.

I will say - and this is minor - I wanted more vocal distinction between some of the secondary characters. There are moments with old friends turning into new foes (the book's words, not mine) where I had to rewind to track who was speaking. Not a dealbreaker, but at 1.0x speed, I noticed. Soler's real strength is carrying Evangeline's emotional arc, and she does that with her whole chest.

Compared to the first book's audio experience, this felt like a level-up. Soler sounds more settled into the world, more confident with the rhythms of Garber's prose. There's a comfort in her delivery now that wasn't quite there before.

This Book Felt Like Getting Your Heart Broken in a Beautiful Room

Garber builds these worlds that are so lush and romantic they almost distract you from the fact that everything is falling apart. There's a fairy-tale logic here that won't work for everyone - if you need your fantasy magic systems explained with diagrams, this is not your book. The magic runs on emotion and fate and the kind of "because the story demands it" energy that either sweeps you up or loses you completely.

It swept me up. Fully.

And then that ending. MY HEART. I won't spoil it but picture this: me, standing barefoot in my kitchen at 1 AM, surrounded by reorganized spice jars, mouth literally open, whispering "no, no, no" at my phone. The cliffhanger is CRUEL. Like, Garber knew exactly what she was doing and she did it anyway. Abuela would have gasped so loud the neighbors would've checked on her. I ugly-cried at the climax and then sat in stunned silence through the final twenty minutes because the twist of what happens to Evangeline left me genuinely shaken.

I added this to my crying spreadsheet. Three sessions total: the vulnerability crack from Jacks around hour four, a scene near hour seven that I refuse to describe because you deserve to feel it fresh, and then that devastating final stretch.

Who This Is For (and Who Should Run)

This is a rainy Sunday book. Or apparently a chaotic Tuesday pantry reorganization book. If you loved Once Upon a Broken Heart, you need this immediately - it's richer, darker, and the romantic tension is turned up to an almost unbearable degree. If you're into enemies-to-reluctant-allies-to-something-more-complicated-than-love, come sit with me.

But if cliffhangers make you angry instead of excited? If you want your fantasy romance wrapped up neatly? Skip this and wait until the whole series is out, because that ending will haunt you. I'm still not okay and it's been two days.

The Vibes Are Immaculate and I'm Not Sorry About the Bean Bruise

Nine hours and twenty-three minutes of emotional devastation disguised as a fairy tale. Stephanie Garber writes longing the way other authors write action scenes - relentless, breathless, and impossible to look away from. Rebecca Soler delivers it with exactly the right mix of hope and heartbreak. My foot still hurts from the beans. Worth it.

Aesthetic Report 🎨

Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Ends on a cliffhanger - sequel required for resolution.

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Heavy romance/relationship focus throughout the story.

Note: These technical issues are minor and won't significantly impact most listeners. Consider them when choosing listening environments or if you're particularly sensitive to audio quality.

Quick Info

Release Date:September 13, 2022
Duration:9h 23m
Language:English
Audio Code:58694736

About the Narrator

Rebecca Soler

Rebecca Soler is a New York City–based actress and audiobook narrator known for her work on popular fantasy and young adult titles. She has narrated notable series such as The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer and has received multiple awards for her narration work. She continues to be active in voice acting and theater.

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